......not? ...that’s why...!
Really? I can’t believe it! The soldiers of the Word Empire are struggling against the antique guns– even though they’re the weak ones!
I have no idea how I’m going to report this to Papa... Grrrr!
...but Papa isn’t around and I have to act like a good kid, so I guess it can’t be helped.
Aaah, it’s sooo annoying~ Those antiques, what shall I do with them~?
Beat them up until they’re in tatters, then capture them alive, maybe? Then even more torture and bullying them lots...
And lastly, I’ll play around with their hearts... and traumatize them to the max!
Ahaha♥ Just thinking about it gets me all excited~♥
Nnn, I just can’t wait until I capture one of those antiques...
To distract myself, I wonder if I should talk to that guy over there.
The other day, this recruit who’d only just joined our unit... wasn’t there a record that he’d seriously injured someone on our side on his very first mission?
Aha♥ That must be a really awful memory, huh? He’d hate to have to recall it, wouldn’t he?
I’ve decided! Today, I’m going to have some fun with that recruit!
Today’s bit of gossip will be a special course...♥ Ahaha!♥
Kirsch: ......really, that’s the wo........like that! That.......the......think!?
Kirsch: You over there! Mister! Talk to me for a bit!
Soldier: ...Y-Yes? You’re speaking to me?
Kirsch: Hah? Is there anyone else here? ...well, more importantly, listen to me!
Kirsch: I got sooo mad at that bald superior~
Kirsch: All I was doing... was having some fun reminiscing with that stupid little recruit who’d gotten someone hurt.
Kirsch: “Don’t corner people and torment them,” he says! It’s not like I was being cruel to that recruit!
Kirsch: You heard my conversation with him, right, mister? Do you think I was bad? That’s not it, right?
Soldier: Well... that’s. I’m afraid that the fault was on both sides, I think...
Kirsch: Eeeh~! You think it was my fault too, mister?
Kirsch: Ah! Could it be... since I look kinda like your son who died on the battlefield, you’re trying to treat me like a father would?
Soldier: ...! Aa........!
Soldier: Ahem... That isn’t what it is at all. Thank you for your time, but I have work left to do. Please excuse me.
Kirsch: ...Aaah, he left. That guy always has super weak responses. It’s way too boring!
Kirsch: Oh well, I guess. There are plenty of other misters with delicious memories around.♥
Kirsch: .....Nin........hey,......? Ninety~! Ah, there you are!
Kirsch: Hey, Ninety? That board you always use to talk... let me borrow it.
Ninety: ......, ...?
Kirsch: “Use if for what?” ...Aha♥ For something fun, of course.♥
Ninety: ........, ......., .....!
Kirsch: “Creepy, bad feeling!” ...he says. Wow, that’s perceptive for you! Impressive!
Kirsch: The truth is... I’m thinking about wrecking Mauser and Papa’s relationship a little.
Kirsch: That Mauser, he’s Papa’s favorite, isn’t he? Even though I’m definitely way cuter!
Kirsch: That’s just wrong, isn’t it? Buuuut, if I lay a hand on Mauser, Papa might hate me...
Kirsch: And ~ that’s ~ why♥ The message needs to come from you...
Kirsch: So write on the board, “Assassination plan! Mauser traitor!”, then show it to Papa!
Kirsch: Then Papa won’t be able to trust Mauser either, right!?
Kirsch: That single-minded Mauser’s shocked face when Papa suspects him... doesn’t that sound super hilarious? Ahahaha!
Ninety: .........!!
Kirsch: Hm, what’s that...? “Getting mixed up in that, no thank you! Bye-bye!” ...he says!
Kirsch: Aaah! Backing out is so mean! Hey... don’t try to run away!
Kirsch: Aah, there he goes. I’ll have to think of something else~ ...tch.